I Need a Kick in the Pants

Because that's always so helpful.

A swift kick? Even better!
But not so much in the helping dept. for me,
I've found over time.

A slow kick would be much more motivating...
Especially if it gave me time to escape and
contemplate my existence a bit.

Clearly I haven't done that here..
Yet.
It's been long time no write,
And I'm breaking that streak open a mile wide...
Just so that, hopefully, I can write something
Else, later, better, whatever.

Jackhammer please?
And a scalpel in waiting.