Ripped from the Onion's Headlines: God Shuts Down Andromeda Galaxy... The Onion God Shuts Down Andromeda Galaxy onion.com INNER DISK, ANDROMEDA GALAXY—Thanking the spiral-shaped celestial body for its 6.8 billion years of tireless service, Our Lord and Divine Creator announced Thursday His "very difficult decision" to close down the Andromeda galaxy for good. Download 10-Long_Distance_Runaround.mp3
