"Brain Salts Headaches Humour Medicine, UK, 1890"
Desperation abounds. What can be done?
Why, Brain Salts Headaches Humour Medicine, that's what!
I only had one third of a brain left, and it was straggling out of my left ear and nostril a bit, and you can imagine the horrible pain that would ensue. Not your usual headache, by any means.
One day, out in the too-bright sunshine, I discovered this miraculous benefactor. Not only did he dress handsomely and have a rarified voice, he held the answers to all my extreme difficulties.
My headaches stopped IMMEDIATELY upon taking the tonic, and in addition, to my great surprise, my brain also grew back to its full and original size... thereby sucking back in those parts that had been leaking due to lack of muscle tone, as I have been told.
Now I'm ever so happy, and have nary a problem in my life. The cats don't claw the furniture either. And everybody is well behaved.
I didn't believe the world would come back to this peaceful place again!
Your truly
Tzika Vindaloo Jones