This is One Person's Brain Busted Day

"Walrus and the Carpenter" by Ron Embleton

I would like to see a full-length film
Featuring the Walrus and the Carpenter
Where the Oysters get together and
Form a United Front,
Gathering whatever knowledge and tools to hand;
Have courage and use their innate geography of the watery Sea
To lure the two rapscallions
Down to meet the fate they had planned
For them.

It has violence and death, strategy, philosophy, and heroics,
Don't forget location...
So I think it might do well.

It all depends.
What do the two characters value more
Oyster meat or pearls.

Or does it?